Joke about Chuck Noris

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
When God said, “Let there be light”, Chuck Norris said, “say please.”

Interesting facts

You are more likely to be infected by flesh-eating bacteria than you are to be struck by lightning

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

During an hour’s swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.

One study, involving 303 doctors and surgeons, with more than 13 years of experience has proven that they have more skills at computer games than other people. Surgeons complete the game with at least 11 seconds faster than those with another job.

Statistically, if you sleep seven hours a night, the rate of cardiovascular disease is reduced by half. More than nine hours of sleep, and less than five, increase the risk of heart disease by 50%.

I adore apples)

Apples are best eaten with the peel since most of the fiber and antioxidants are found in the apple’s peel.
Green Apples – Good for strong bones and teeth, aids in vision, anti cancer properties.
Yellow Apples – Good for heart and eyes, immune system, reduce risk of some cancers.
Red Apples – Good for heart, Memory function, lower risk of some cancers and to maintain urinary tract health.


I like apples and what is your favourite fruits?

Star Signs

If you were born under the sign of Aquarius (21st January - 18th February) you like to be free. You have original ideas. Some of your ideas are crazy!
Pisces (19th February - 20th March) are friendly and kind. They are good at art and they love music. They often lose things and forget the time.
Aries (21th March - 20th April) like jokes, parties and loud music. They are good at sport. They don't often ask for advice. Sometimes they're a bit selfish. The people who are born under the sign of Taurus (21st April -21st May) work hard. They are very practical and helpful. They don't like changes. They like food!
If you're Gemini (22nd May - 21st June) you love surprises. You like chatting with your friends. You do a lot of things at once.
Cancer (22nd June - 22nd July) seems strong and selfish. But really he's soft and sensitive. One minute he's happy, the next minute he feels bad.
Leos (23rd July - 23rd August) are leaders. They want to be rich and important one day. They love expensive things.
Virgo (24th August - 22nd September) always works hard. She chooses her friends carefully because they have to be perfect!
If you're Libra (23rd September - 23rd October) people like you because you always say nice things. You hate fights. You want everyone to be happy. You're a bit lazy.
People who were born under the sign of Scorpio (24th October - 22nd November) are very strong persons. They always get what they want. They're very good friends.
If you are Sagittarius (23rd November - 21st December) you are friendly. You spend money like water. You always tell the truth. Sometimes this can hurt your friends feelings.
Capricorns (22nd December - 20th January) are quiet and serious. They work hard. Their friends like them because they never do stupid things.

 

 

I am a Sagittarius and i think this article runs true,at least about me))I believe in star signs and U?